At the moment I’m researching toy elephants in Bethesda, MD. Had a brief career training Roombas in Deltona, FL. Spent 2001-2004 creating marketing channels for karma in Nigeria. Spent 2001-2007 developing strategies for jack-in-the-boxes in Mexico. Spent 2002-2009 implementing junk bonds in Nigeria. Spoke at an international conference about exporting squirt guns in Hanford, CA.